Remove the first 10 seconds. Does it still make sense? Usually, yes.
(Makes a disgusted face)
Actually… maybe that's a strength? Honesty? Yeah. Let's go with that. 'My greatest weakness is my inability to pretend things are fine when they aren't. But I'll also fold 200 napkins in ten minutes.' Hire me, or don't. I have fallback options. Like… napping." You found a great two-minute monologue. Now, murder your darlings. 1 Minute Monologues For Teens
What if I'm not good? What if I'm just 'fine' forever? What if this is the ceiling? No. Stop it. You practiced. You bled for this. That scar on your knee? From running lines in the dark. That callus on your thumb? From holding a pencil rewriting the same page. Remove the first 10 seconds
Also? When you screamed? It sounded exactly like a flamingo. I didn't know humans could make that noise. I almost apologized right then because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. But I didn't. Because I am, as Mom says, 'emotionally a golden retriever with no training.' (Makes a disgusted face) Actually… maybe that's a