So, light your lantern, steady your hands, and remember: If you see it, don't stare . Looking for more guides? Check out our walkthroughs for the "Infinite Closet Glitch" (patched in 5.5.5, sadly) and the "Statue Piece Sound Map."

Always buy the base game legally first. Eyes the Horror Game is available on Steam for approximately $4.99. After purchasing, you can roll back to version 5.5.5 using the Steam Beta system.

(Deducted 0.5 points because the "Red Mist" phase sometimes triggers inside the tutorial, which is just mean.)

For new players, this version will be frustrating. You will die in the first two minutes. You will scream when The Maw teleports through a wall. But once you learn the rhythm of 5.5.5—the dance of peripheral vision and drawer clicks—you will understand why this specific patch is considered a masterpiece of indie horror.